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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:24

You know more about rectal anatomy and physiology than your family doctor.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:32

The number one goal of your entire exsistance is to have a super soft bowel movement
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:35

Attaching your intestine to a hole in your abdomen starts sounding like a reasonable option
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:45

You fear that they will stop making Mirilax.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:49

You just can't muster up much sympathy for someone complaining about a hang nail.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 12:03

You do a risk/pain assessment every time you start to put a bite of food in your mouth.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 12:12

You start considering a pain level below 5 a good day.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby owmybum » 08 Jan 2015, 14:53

W's. :smilyhug: :smilyhug: :smilyhug: :afsmile:
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Nitro
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EUA and polyps removed Nov 14
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Diagnosed with HS EDS type 3 (causes poor wound healing )
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