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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby owmybum » 02 Nov 2013, 04:02

carmona81 wrote:You dress as leatherface for Halloween and people point and stare saying "he even does the walk!"




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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Ever the Optimist » 02 Nov 2013, 07:08

:lisa:

To Carmona!!
Chronic Fissure diagnosed December 2011
Healed by Diltiazem around Feb 2013
Anal Fistula followed burst abscess in June 2012
2 internal troublesome piles remain & suspected, but undiagnosed, ongoing Levator Ani type symptoms & flare-ups
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby vdb324 » 02 Nov 2013, 22:46

Haha, I think this thread needs to be continued. I got some good laughs out of it.
I always think this to myself when I buy sensitive baby wipes in bulk at the pharmacy, yet have no baby.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Now66 » 04 Dec 2013, 15:46

When your travel roller bag is loaded with more treatment supplies than clothes (Sure TSA inspectors, check this one out!)
or fear the nitro will show up when TSA does the hand swab for explosives.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Scientist2516 » 04 Dec 2013, 22:22

Now66 wrote:or fear the nitro will show up when TSA does the hand swab for explosives.


OMG!!! I never thought of that!
Nifedipine/lidocaine, no help
Diltiazem, effective, but caused major rash
Nitroglycerine, effective.
Topical estrogen for final healing.
Gentle heat to bottom - pain relief, muscle relaxant
Kondremul mineral oil
Time - lots of time.
Status - Healed!
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Superfissure » 17 Dec 2013, 17:30

A simple one.....when your lunch is the healthiest in the office and you don't even need to lose weight.

Another, when you feel your internal organs are going to drop out of your butt.

Leatherface walk - ha ha ha ha, that was very funny
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Please go-away! » 19 Jan 2014, 21:19

oh hears one..You know you have a fissure or preventing another when, you go to the grocery checkout, with a bunch of baby butt wipes, and there is this cute guy in front of you, he takes one look and assumes you have a baby/kid or two, bummer, it happened to me..lol.

oh oh, heres another, I have bought so many healing/preventative products that I could probably open my own Drugstore.

That is so funny super fissure..So many people have asked me if i am on a diet (at work or from friends.)
I reply back, Eating healthy for life, you should try it, they are usually not amused with my reply..lol.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby sugarspice » 23 Apr 2014, 16:01

When you look down a restaurant menu and think "I should have brought a packed lunch!"
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Deleted User 5 » 28 Apr 2014, 10:39

You look at the beer in the fridge and go, "Nooooooooo!!"
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Savaici » 13 May 2014, 12:58

When you cut a soft caramel single sweet into four, and eat each little piece one a day as you just MUST have a treat!
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