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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Scientist2516 » 13 May 2014, 15:29

When you are playing Boggle, and you find the words anus, arse, tear, pain and cry.
Nifedipine/lidocaine, no help
Diltiazem, effective, but caused major rash
Nitroglycerine, effective.
Topical estrogen for final healing.
Gentle heat to bottom - pain relief, muscle relaxant
Kondremul mineral oil
Time - lots of time.
Status - Healed!
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Deleted User 5 » 15 May 2014, 06:14

When you look at you car and decide you're not driving that beast today...
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Savaici » 16 May 2014, 17:40

Every minute of every day has to be planned, like a railway timetable...
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby MyJourney » 20 Nov 2014, 17:16

You have hidden the condition for 26 years due to misdiagnosis and fear and when you get the help and the right diagnosis it all becomes so much easier to talk about. To the point that you can pretty much talk to anyone about the condition and what you have been going through post surgery. Its really a big relief to also know that after all this time that you are not alone on your journey and that there is great supportive help out there . So thank you to everyone here for their honest and very helpful insight and experience sharing on here xxxImageBig hugs to you all
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Deleted User 4015 » 04 Jan 2015, 16:05

ryanman0 wrote:... when you understand that humans are so fragile that a two centimeter cut can take much of their life away for so long.


Yes, so true. It makes you feel like a zombie.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 10:51

When you suddenly decide wearing loose sweatpants is an okay option for any social event.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:02

You pray to God for mercy just to perform a normal bodily function.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:05

It's better to stand in line for a movie than it is to go in and watch it
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:08

You know the program line up of every 892 channels of cable TV.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby woundedspirit » 05 Jan 2015, 11:21

You decide where to eat based on the type of chairs the have to sit in.
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