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There room for jokes?

Postby Now66 » 27 Apr 2013, 09:43

My boss of many years, now deceased, had a favorite saying for those he considered stupid:
"He's so dumb he couldn't stick a finger up his ass in two tries!" Guess I'm no longer stupid.
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby thisfissurecankissmybutt » 27 Apr 2013, 16:25

The other day I went to a restaurant and ordered "Pigs in a Blanket." They brought me a picture of my parents in bed.
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby wheeldog » 23 May 2013, 10:22

Why did the cowboy buy a Dachsund?
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because he kept hearing the other cowboys say...
"Get a LONG little DOGGIE"
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Savaici » 23 May 2013, 16:38

Image Q. Where does the king keep his armies?
A. Up his sleevies.
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Ever the Optimist » 24 May 2013, 13:40

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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby wheeldog » 24 May 2013, 13:49

What do you say to a cow who knows how to drive?
STEER.
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby WelshDoubleFissure » 29 Jul 2013, 13:41

Two snowmen stood in a field.
One says to the other...
"Can you smell Carrots?"
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Ever the Optimist » 29 Jul 2013, 14:11

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can still swim the channel?????
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Ever the Optimist » 29 Jul 2013, 14:12

man pistol? I think the site might have edited the word I actually typed!! 4 letters with a D, I, C & a K in it!
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby WelshDoubleFissure » 29 Jul 2013, 14:22

Haha same thing I guess.
What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
Ruff!
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