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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Ever the Optimist » 08 Aug 2013, 15:26

LOL.......:D 
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby owmybum » 15 Aug 2013, 04:47

What do you call a donkey with three legs....
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Ever the Optimist » 15 Aug 2013, 12:22

Love these.....the simple ones are always the best!
The brown sauce was running after the red sauce, but he couldn't "Ketch-up"!.....
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby owmybum » 16 Aug 2013, 10:58

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison??
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!!
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Ever the Optimist » 16 Aug 2013, 16:03

Where does Tarzan buy his pants?
In the Jungle Sale!
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby owmybum » 06 Sep 2013, 14:26

What's brown and sticky......
A stick.
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Savaici » 22 Jan 2014, 22:38

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby owmybum » 12 Feb 2014, 15:15

Horse.... ' a beer please bar man'
Bar man ....' Why the long face?'
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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby Savaici » 14 Feb 2014, 18:47

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were caught, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "Let us flee."

"Let us fly," said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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Re: There room for jokes?

Postby owmybum » 23 Feb 2014, 13:47

Lol!
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