Hey Jay. I hope things are moving along for you and you are able to go. I'm not sure what prescription stool softener they gave you but Miralax stood up well against the vicodin for most of us. I only took the vicodin two days but another boardie took them for much longer and swore they were no match for Miralax.
Gosh, I hope you go soon! I know things have to be getting uncomfortable.
10 acres of woods- that's my kind of living right there. I lived in the country all my life and loved it!! Now I could reach out and slap the house next to me and I hate it!
Take care and wear that orange! Lol