The object of The Genie Game is to make a wish, then the next poster grants the wish, but gives it a major defect!
For instance:
Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...mwahaha
May I start? Thank you!
I wish I had all my hair back.....

Oh Kim, I am a wimp to play this game : ( - somehow imagining bad stuff happening is kind of scary - like that "law of attraction"- you know what I mean ; ) So please don't think that I ignore your game - I just can't make myself "grant" bad or scary or weird things to my buddies

its a funny game! How about if we make the wishes so wacky that it couldnt possibly happen Fissy
I grant your wish of having your hair back but it is now waist length and in two plaits tied with pink sparkly bows!

I wish my puppy were housebroken!

Poof. You're puppy is housebroken! But wherever Molly pees in the yard, there is permanent acid damage.
I wish I had the AC working in my car.

Okay, granted. Too bad your heater doesn't work now and you freeze in winter!
I wish my computer wasn't so "buggy"!

Poof! Your computer runs like new. But you can no longer type.
I wish The Dems would win the White house race.

Granted, but now you make more than $250,000 and the government takes your money!
I wish I could eat chocolate every day!

Wish granted you now have a lifetimes supply. But you have a chocolate factory on your property.
I wish Sunday would get here sooner.

Granted. Too bad you have to spend the whole day in church on your knees!
I wish my neighbors would park their cars in their garage!