Formal announcement: After my divorce from my wife, even though I have now sworn off women, I hereby proclaim myself unfit for gay marriage, depite Obama's support, because of ill-adapted anal equipment.

Thanks for giving me a laugh today! Just got back to work today after my 2 weeks off from LIS to find out that 3 of my 7 year old students had robbed me blind...okay, not blind but took quite a bit of stuff from my desk drawers while the supply teacher was not looking. So really, you made my day! Don't swear off women yet! You might find someone who appreciates a man with ill-adapted equipment of all kinds!!!
Anne

no one is getting NEAR my nether regions for a very very long time! hahahaha

On a related note....
Stay out of prison

Good one Ignition

turnontheignition wrote:On a related note....
Stay out of prison

Thanks for the heads up. All those things I've been thinking about doing to my soon-to-be-ex, better just abandon those and let by gones be by gones.

I have a tattoo on my butt that says, "DO NOT ENTER! ONE WAY! EXIT ONLY!"

haha thisfissurecankissmybutt...words to live by!

thanks for the laughs guys!