1. Tell me something obvious about you.
I had, or have, a fissure
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
I am a loyal friend
3. What is your biggest fear?
Speaking before a large audience
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
Short cut
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
Undying love. I already have it.
6. What is your most treasured possession?
See #5 above!
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
Let my selfishness surface.
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know.
Well, you don't know anything about me sexually!
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
You mean everyone already knows?
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
"No, you are not too fat!"
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
Be there for those who need me!
12. Are you the jealous type?
Way too much!
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
My best friend
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Love me despite my numerous faults
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Take off work and go spend the day with my best friend!
16. When was the last time you cried?
I'm a guy, I can't talk about that!
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
About a month ago!
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
Where in public? At the beach, yes...at the mall, no...
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
Blew up the transmission in my car when I was a teenager
20. If you answered this questionnaire, who else would you like to see answer it?
All AF boardies!
21. If you lied on any of the questions, which ones and why?
What, me lie?

[1. Tell me something obvious about you.
I had, or have, a fissure
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
I am goofy, silly and sometimes embarrassing to be around!
3. What is your biggest fear?
Never feeling what it is like to be normal again
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
Safe Route
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
My health and sanity
6. What is your most treasured possession?
My Family
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
I am insecure and overly sensitive
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know.
I am afraid of injuring my bottom during sex.
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
Huh?
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
I didn't spend that much!
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
Feel normal
12. Are you the jealous type?
YES!
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
Dairy Queen
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Accepted me when I freaked out!
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Fly everyone to a Fissure Free party
16. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
I couldn't tell you.
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
Generally, no.
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
I peed on the floor.
20. If you answered this questionnaire, who else would you like to see answer it?
All AF boardies!
21. If you lied on any of the questions, which ones and why?
Well, you can just read my answers and know I could't be lying. Truth is stranger than fiction!

[1. Tell me something obvious about you.
I'm a girl
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
I am scared of everything
3. What is your biggest fear?
something happening to my family
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
short cut
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
A FISSURE FREE BUTT!!:D
6. What is your most treasured possession?
My Family
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
have hysterics over things I'm scared of, like a little spider - its just sooooo embarrassing
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know.
erm...
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
how do we answer this one , please????
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
no, of course I dont mind....
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
Be REALLY slim
12. Are you the jealous type?
no
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
my family!
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
a stranger found my handbag in a shopping trolley with my chequebook, credit cards(with pin numbers!!!) and drove to my house to return it, and I hadn't even realised it was missing!
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
paint the bedroom WEIRD colours
16. When was the last time you cried?
today because there was a sad programme about a mistreated horse who had to be put to sleep as it couldn't be saved
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
I dont think I ever have!
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
ooh noooo!
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
laid on the pavement in a busy street and wouldn't get up
20. If you answered this questionnaire, who else would you like to see answer it?
All AF boardies!
21. If you lied on any of the questions, which ones and why?
I was tempted to on questions 8 and 9!!

1. Tell me something obvious about you.
I had, or have, a fissure
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
I hold grudges
3. What is your biggest fear?
not healing
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
Short cut
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
a healed rear.
6. What is your most treasured possession?
I treasure lost of things i own, but I couldn't do without my family and friends
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
hold a grudge--I don't do it often, but when I do I can't help myself. I also don't like that i'm a worry wart.
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know.
are you sure you want to know?
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
I'm ridiculously monogamous
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
"No, it wasn't me!"
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
Go to England!
12. Are you the jealous type?
sometimes!
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
my hubby
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Love me despite my numerous faults
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
get in the car and drie straight to the airport and catch a plane leaving for ?????
16. When was the last time you cried?
I tear up fairly often, but it's been a while since I cried!
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
before the whole butt thing!
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
am I wearing anything else? liek a bikini top maybe?
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
got too flirty
20. If you answered this questionnaire, who else would you like to see answer it?
All AF boardies!
21. If you lied on any of the questions, which ones and why?
does being evasive count?

1. Tell me something obvious about you.
I am pretty LOL
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
Oh well, hmmmmm, which one to revile... OK - I didn't talk to my father for a year because he made me return my poodle puppy back to a breeder : ((( I just wanted to die of sadness , couldn't sleep or eat for days ...I don't think he understood how much I loved that puppy and how much I needed it ...
3. What is your biggest fear?
To be in pain to the rest of my life
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
Safe route always
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
My health
6. What is your most treasured possession?
Since I think that love can not be possessed LOL or any living thing - my treasured possessions are old photo-albums of my family and relatives and of my ex country
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
Let people walk all over me
8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know.
Kim- why do you ask question that you will not answer LOL - OK - "hormonal" Fissy will kiss and tell LOL - I love making love in nature
9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.
Well , this is ridiculous question - OK - That I love sex and I like to make sexual jokes LOL
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
" I didn't hear you calling"
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
Well, it will not happen again - so no point of writing about it ; )
12. Are you the jealous type?
Not at all !!!!
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
My husband
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Brought me food and cigarets risking life
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Pack and go to Hawaii
16. When was the last time you cried?
Tonight - watched a drama as if I don't have enough of it in my life already LOL
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
Couple of weeks ago
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
I do not practice public exposure - yet LOL
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
I was never really drunk - maybe I should try and tell you what happened LOL
20. If you answered this questionnaire, who else would you like to see answer it?
All AF boardies!
21. If you lied on any of the questions, which ones and why?
I was too honest , as always - but what can I do - Fiss is a Fiss