Every station on earth is coming in loud and clear now.
They are all playing songs you hate!!
I wish I had a pet elephant!

you have a pet elephant but he has brought the whole herd to stay with you!
I wish i could go on holiday..

You get your holiday, but it rained the whole time and you got lost.
I wish this board would never have technical problems!

poof, you get your wish but you get 45 PM everday with people begging you to answer their long questions.
I wish I had better eyesight!

Poof! People will now always call you "Eagle Eye!" But you're stone deaf.
I wish the whole world's population were as calm as Zoloft will make them!

Sha Zam! The world walks around like zombie and people ALWAYS laugh at your jokes 30 seconds after you tell them.
I wish I could meld into a different dimension and reappear at will.

Alla-kazam... you have this wondrous inter-dimensional power!!
The dimension you enter into is called "Pee Wee's Playhouse!"
I wish for long, luxurious dark hair!

thats the second time you wished for hair Kim :D didn't you like the last granted wish for it!! What can we grant you this time...hmm....I know
your wish is granted but your long luxurious dark hair belongs to a witch who died 100 years ago - and she haunts you as long as you have her hair.
I wish I had a good memory

Poof! You have a good memory! But I have that one brain cell!!!
I wish I had long, luxurious blonde hai... ---
Wait...!! I wish none of you were ever in butt pain again!!!

we ALL wish that! Ok, your wish was granted and none of us ever had butt pain again BUT we all left the forum so it didn't exist any more!
I wish I was taller