Jack ________________________

son of John

Jack Johnson Never heard of it...er, him! :oops:
smooch

Kiss

Depressed Nomads

Blues Travelers!
(short for Lucy's hubby's first name) + (Simpson's hometown)

Rick Springfield

Every _______________, man pistol and Harry/of small importance

and those who cause emotional romantic distress

That took some thought! Wow!
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers!
That kitty looks, um, funky in your avatar. Maybe since its a kitten, you should say "New" paw-leon!
(second letter of the alphabet) + (seventh letter of the alphabet)

Bee-gees.

Oh-I tried to type d*ck and it put man pistol!

lots of crazy people

10,000 maniacs
That's the word censor! I thought you added in "man pistol" for d*ck?
For fun and giggles, try typing in any of the following (I set up most of these!)
F@ck
Motherf@cker
b@stard
B8tch
c&nt
f@rt
c@cks*cker
F8cked
F*cker
f8cking
P*ss
sl*t

Man doesn't live by this alone.

Meatloaf?

I know (naughty naughty) comes out as naughty naughty!

an inclination for killing oneself