Yeap LOL
This is going to be me in my next life - I shell not be happy nor displeased if somebody gives me or does not give me some rice LMAO

I cast your yee jing, oh great Rice-is-not-Happiness. LOL!

Taoist proverb :
Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."
Hmmmm... makes me think LMAO - WE ALL WERE PRACTICING TAO BUDDHISM HERE FOR YEARS NOW
Master Kim-tzu Chiyo san - I am very grateful for the yee jing , but with your forgiveness, my humble smallness wants to address my ignorance about Chinese Tao masters : ((. May you forgive Sanchi for her being familiar with just plane Zazen of the land of the rising sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1evxMA7yYw

May you forgive Sanchi for her being familiar with just plane Zazen of the land of the rising sun

The student does not forgive the master when the student errs...
Kim-tzu Chiyo

Yes Kim-tzu Chiyo san *bow but it is also said :
"“Teachers open the door, but you must enter yourself.”
So - it is Sanchi's fault indeed : ((

In The Way you are forgiven,
When the wild bird cries its melodies from the treetops,
Its voice carries the message of the patriarch.

Clambering up the Cold Mountain path,
The Cold Mountain trail goes on and on:
The long gorge choked with scree and boulders,
The wide creek, the mist-blurred grass.
The moss is slippery, though there's been no rain
The pine sings, but there's no wind.
Who can leap the world's ties
And sit with me among the white clouds?
- Han Shan

`atop the mountain we ponder butt-issues and such...
Kim Lao-Zoo

OK LMAO !!!
"One who encountered the fissure had touched the essence of Yin "
Sanchy Suffermoro (from the Book of Sorrows and Five Laws of Fluidity)

"Yin Hurts"
Nazareth, Hair of the Dog, 1975.