Bumbutt wrote:(please, cut my butt!)
Funny, this reminds me of when I was giving birth to my last child and I was in intense pain--I was yelling at the doctor to just cut an episiotomy! Just cut me! I hope I don't wind up having to scream the same thing at the CRS.
Another funny story, although I could only groan--my oldest told me today that a girl in her class shared the fun fact that if owls didn't cough up pellets, they'd wind up feeling like they were pooping steak knives! Can you imagine that mom? Yes. Yes I can. :(
These days, it feels like my diet entirely consists of bones, brillo pads, and broken glass.