Why are you doing this to us ETO...

Either I would drown or get eaten alive or both, I'll take getting eaten alive aka camping with bears.

OK then

Ship wreak and treading water alone in the middle of the pacific ocean or treading water in the middle of the atlantic ocean.

LOL - I like to think I'm the adventurous type & actually, I'd love to go down in one of those cages with great Whites!!!...

OK something a little calmer now.......

Dozing on a sunny white beach with a clear azure sky above & nothing but the sound of the waves gently lapping the shore OR dozing in the middle of a beautiful poppy field with no-one around for miles, just the sound of the grasshoppers chirping!!

Me too ETO

I've seen 'em snorkling with sharks without those cages though.

Its all "tongue and cheek" here, actually I like those daring post of yours.

Lets see......I'll take dozing on the sunny beach.

Learning a new language or being self employed.

Butt - Love learning languages but would rather be my own boss any day!!.........so would have to be the self-employed option for sure ......

So, would your dream job be ??.............

Running a huge money-making international organisation, where you essentially don't get to do an awful lot, but let everyone run it for you and you reap mass profits & live the life of luxury.. OR..........

Embark on & invest in a hands-on venture, travelling the world & meeting all sorts of people, to encourage the growth of Anal Fissure support & the provision of better Anal education, so others are saved from the fate of painful anal issues!!!!!

WoW!!! You just took this game to a whole 'nother level with that one.

The greedier side of me would pick the 1st one. Sitting in meetings, firing people and making a few decisions while getting paid a few hundred thousand a year sounds like heaven. That's my dream job for sure...

But

The more moral side of me would probably end up embarking and investing in Anal fissure causes.
(All the while hoping that one day I can own this company and then sit back and sit in meetings and fire people) .
Did I just type that!!!

Anyways....

Cookies and milk or pie and whipped cream

LOL....

Can't stand milk! so would have to be apple or cherry pie with whipped cream please!!

Getting a tattoo done or a piercing?? (if you had to?)

Pierce me, easier to reverse

twitter or facebook (can't have both now)

Twitter

Dark and mysterious.... Or blond bomb shell??

Definitely dark & mysterious.......

Clean-shaven or stubble! ?

Stubble!! (Have to say that.... Hubby has a beard)

Will ferrel or jim Carey.?