How is a cemetary and a bm the same?
when you gotta go, ya gotta go....ha ha ha...I already know...not funny!!

Another stupid joke..a guy shows up for his fissure examine completely wrapped in a clear plastic bag, but naked and the CRS says to the guy, clearly we can see your nuts....ha ha haha....I know, not funny either!!

Knock, knock.

coconut wrote:Knock, knock.

I was feeling stupid that day, Coco....and I needed an outlet....who's there? Love ya kid!!

GGky1959 wrote:

coconut wrote:Knock, knock.

I was feeling stupid that day, Coco....and I needed an outlet....who's there? Love ya kid!!

Yah, well, I'm going in for surgery tomorrow and I need distraction, so...
"Doris!"

I liked that one about the cemetery--easy to understand!! :)

cherylk wrote:I liked that one about the cemetery--easy to understand!! :)

You don't get the one about the see through plastic wrap? Clearly, sir I can see your nuts....meaning, I can see your scrotum, ie balls (smile)

coconut wrote:

GGky1959 wrote:

coconut wrote:Knock, knock.

I was feeling stupid that day, Coco....and I needed an outlet....who's there? Love ya kid!!

Yah, well, I'm going in for surgery tomorrow and I need distraction, so...
"Doris!"

We all wish the very best of results, luck and well being.....your journey is finally coming to an end and thank God, eh?
Speedy recovery and keep us all posted.

Yes, I got the one about the plastic wrap also, but didn't think it was as funny.

cherylk wrote:Yes, I got the one about the plastic wrap also, but didn't think it was as funny.

Oops, my bad...now tell me what you really think of it (smile). Have a good one, kid!!