Whap! You have an ever-changing wardrobe closet! But nothing fits.
I wish I had a little puppy!!

you have a little puppy - in fact you have a hundred little puppies as he wont go anywhere without his family!
I wish I had a cat

Okay, you have a cat but it is a tiger!
I wish I could see into the future.

I wish you could see into the past!!
OK, you can see into the future, but you still forget genie questions that have already been asked! Yes, I am still getting even for the "Bimbo" question!!
I wish everyone was kind and considerate and never asked sexist questions on this board.

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo-no more sexist questions but you are now the sole administrator! I should have said some guys!
I have such a bad memory-I admit it.
I wish my poop didnt stink.

Ding! You poop now smells like wet lilacs! But all your perfume now smells like sh*t!!
I wish I had super-sensitive hearing and x-ray vision!

you now have such super sensitive vision and hearing that you can see and hear everything in the world all at once.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses

you can see and hear everything in the world all at once.

Ally kazaam!! You never have to wear glasses again. you just got fitted for contacts!!
I wish for innocence and a child-like view of the world...

badabing! You have a child-like view of the world but now everyone takes advantage of you!
I wish my teeth were white (er).

your teeth are now so white that they blind everybody each time you smile!
I wish I could think before saying the wrong thing