Moh's Hardness scale
Mohs Mineral
1 Talc
2 Gypsum
3 Calcite
4 Fluorspar
5 Apatite
6 Feldspar
7 Quartz
8 Topaz
9 Corundum
10 Diamond
11. Stool (AF sufferer)
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Bristol Stool Scale
Rating # 1. My turds looks like Raisenettes
Rating # 2 My turds looks like a Baby Ruth
Rating #3 My turds looks like a long Mounds bar
Rating #4 I just shit a masterpiece!!
Rating #5 My turds looks like Chocolate-covered legos
Rating #6. My turds looks like aged ground beef
Rating #7 My turd isn't a turd at all!!!

Ha ha - my turd looks like home made oatmeal and color of baby poop - no brown in sight LOL !!! BUT, it feels like "11" -

What about if your poop is like watery acid coming out yo behind?  How would you classify that?

It goes under #7, subclass 1-1970. "My turd that isn't a turd at all burns worse than an Atomic Fireball"

I guess like _BIO HAZARD , lol xxxOOOOOO

hmmmm.....i guess depends on the day and what i have eaten...but normally around a 4 or 5 or 6........

You get the legos, too, eh, Gareth?
Actually, yesterday, I was shitting tinkertoys!!

What about lincoln logs?

You know, I was thinking lincoln logs and said legos!

Better than sh!tting bricks!!!