Hi guys and gals how are you all, hope you not forgotten me... it seems such a long time ago now. i hope all is well with everyone.and ive missed u all , and playing the games. cant wait to have a look at how all the games are doing.
i cant really remember where i got to the last i wrote on here so excuse me if i repeat things.
ok i told you i had an op for a perianal abcess and fistula, this is still healing and getting packed nd unpacked everyday, i was told 3/4 weeks healing, well it will be a month tomorrow nd still theres no end in sight to this everyday thing , but on a good note, i now that used to it i dont feel anything, as they unpack nd pack my xtra butt hole as i call it.
i got a mri scan & a cat scan, and a colonascope or how ever u spell it, in the end, mri and cat scan should lumps on my intestines, nd the scope it showed an extra fistula, and hemmies, and the fissures. so they went in again with a scope two days later after they had given me 36hrs of fasting , drips, and 4 cups of water mixed with stuff called picolax whoaaaa that works very fast man 3 hrs or so non stop cleaning,by the 4th cup and about 20 times toilet revists it was fluid only but it works so any1 that get picolax stay close to a toilet, and i think 6 fleet enama`s in all the time together in hosi they say hold for 20 mins..... the longest i done was just under ten mins, how any1 could hold for 20 mins is beyond me,
the lumps were 3 polyps.. which were removed ... in most cases, polyps do not cause symptoms,, mine though they caused bleeding & mucus within my bowel and after bowel movements. and as they were growing larger, they began to obstruct my bm`s hence why the movicol wasnt working . so this was sorted i hope, got bms once again everyday, or as i call them thick mud , but hey everyones is happy at thick mud for the now. wen i passed my first bm the whole ward started to clap :oops: so thats ok for now gotta go back for a check to make sure there not coming back or something ... god i pray they wont, god i pray.
after about 5 days of that op i got sent down again ... this time for a hemorhoidecomy.. spelling... my hemmies had to be removed... now i can say thats painfull . for 6 days i lay on my side or my tummy or sat on a beanbag thingy , but i got oralmorph, not high dose but enugh to take the edge off but still able to feel things. going for a bm was so scary. but i done it... it was like the first 2/3 times but i gues taking 2/3 movicol aday help nd nice hot butt showers i got, as i am still not allowed in the bath..
so am at the stage where now i just still got the 2 active fissures, which i must admit at the mo seem to have calmed down, but will wait nd see wont get my hopes up, but ave been told if they become bothersum, they will be dealt with not a problem...mr smiths words not mine ,we are like best buddies, i thnk he knows my butt better than my face ,
the fistulas will be dealt with as soon as my abcess open wound has healed, but thats a day thing and 2/3 days worth of mild pain so ive been told, so not to concerened about that....
so to wrap things up, hemmie fingers x, gone, pain still there but very mild.
bm`s everyday thick mud but again everyone happy, so i am to,
fissures still active but been promised they wont let me suffer with them to long
fistulas getting sorted within the next 2 months
movicol 2 aday until told other wise, paracetamol 4 /6 aday
anoheal 4 x aday,
distric nurses in every morning to unpack and repack my xtra buut hole
on a lighter note a very :oops: :oops: thing happen while in hosi, very very :oops: :oops:
the crs etc had just be round, doing there stuff, u know digits etc, and the nurse was also there waiting to put in a clean packing.... well did i not sneeze and omg wot happened ....... :oops: :oops: the packing that was in bloody flew out :oops: :oops: it all went very quiet then mr smith goes oooooo that saves you a job nurse, are u in a darts team darren :oops: :oops: . i grabbed the cover and hid my head :oops: :oops: why me why me, every1 was laughing, me i was i could still here them all laugh at the ward desk. ... buttts who bloody needs the rascals.....
dont think ave missed anything if i have i will let you know lol
take care you gd sexy bunch
derryboy