Hey Mike, congrats on your monkey tail turd!
I know the feeling of just having a nice huge single piece evacuate all at once and that's it hahaha. It's a great feeling, and one that's under-appreciated by most folks!
The 250 mg stool softener is docusate sodium (AKA Colace) I presume? That's a popular one and often recommended by doctors, so sounds like you're in good hands there.
Double doses of Valium and Percocet will definitely knock you out :) I'm surprised you needed that much ... are you a big dude at all? I don't mean that in any bad way -- just curious because when I first started taking opiates and benzos, even small amounts would do a number on me. If I doubled up I'd probably dose off for like half a week haha. It's great that you don't need them, though, I wish I could say the same :)
Cheers to more happy friendly ass days ahead for us all!