Ellen show

The View, Rosie o'donald, smoking near babies. As king it would also be illegal to cover boobs. Just sayin.

Notice your not saying our ass too

Lol, that's a later law, didn't want to push the laws to quick.

Ha! I meant who would wanna see a fissure, throbbing butt now anyway Unless that is the real reason why some boardies are getting botox down there lol!??!! A younger, smoother looking butt....yeah right ;-0

Jeremy Kyle Show
Sooo glad he has now gone to the States! Sorry American Friends, but you heard it here first ;-0

waiting times !!!
CRS secretaries

Why do they put the light bulbs in very thin cardboard and the batteries in heavy one and protected with plastic? that's illegal! lool

I would make it illegal for politicians to give anything other than a direct answer to a question.
I would make it illegal to throw harmless drug offenders in a jail cell as long as their only crime was buying/ingesting/posessing drugs.
I would make willful ignorance illegal.
But most importantly, I would make income tax illegal and instead place a flat tax on all consumer goods, thus ensuring every individual pays their fair share.

The prescribing of hemmorhoid creams and suppositories for treating anal fissures..