Anal Fissure Support Forum

happyass · by **happyass** » 22 Jan 2011, 06:51

you are waiting around your first BM like if you were having your first child born!

by **Guest** » 22 Jan 2011, 12:08

and call the family to announce the birth.

NeuropathicGuy · by **NeuropathicGuy** » 09 Feb 2011, 13:00

When having "just a little blood" on your stool is a huge relief!

by **Deleted User 5** » 09 Feb 2011, 13:41

When you have no qualms or embarrassment in telling people about your butt problems...

StevePain · by **StevePain** » 09 Feb 2011, 14:16

.... You have the slackest arsehole in the neighbourhood

NeuropathicGuy · by **NeuropathicGuy** » 09 Feb 2011, 14:26

I dunno Steve. Don't make me have to challenge you to a "loosest ass" contest :)

val · by **val** » 04 Jul 2011, 10:14

When you know what the letters LIS stand for!

by **Guest** » 04 Jul 2011, 10:33

Good One Val!!

by **Deleted User 579** » 05 Jul 2011, 13:31

When you have to find a new way to describe what a control freak you are because "tight ass" is no longer accurate.

val · by **val** » 05 Jul 2011, 14:36

when you tell people you are ecstatically happy that you had a muscle in your ass cut!

you know you have had LIS when....