hahahahaaaaaa, gay ninjas - they would be too careful to look cool and not mess up their hair and stain their outfits that it would be easy to distract them !
Would you rather ski downhill or do cross-country ?

I would rather ski downhill but in reality I just do cross country. (less risk of injury)

Have a shark bite off your arms.....or masturbate with curry powder on your hands

the second one LOL - hey, it might be extra arousing - did you see those new "tingling" KY gels ???
I love cross country - I am afraid of steep slopes.
Ice skating or rollerblading ?

I know-but I am so afraid of those "tingling" gels. You'll have to try them and see if it burns!

Ice Skating. At least there are some walls to run into.

Watching ten straight hours of the worst of the American Idol rejects or ten straight hours of Regis Philbin, Maury Povich and Geraldo singing the blues.

I think American Idol rejects LOL - at least there will be more diversity LOL
What grosses you out more - somebody's poop on the street or somebody's puke ???

Well I guess poop since there would have to be some forethought in pooping in the street. Like, hmmm, I need to take a crap, oh, here's a good place!!!

Assimilation by the Borg or by the Jehovah's Witnesses.

ahahhaaaaaa, neither LOL - did you hear about so called Vasarians in Russia ??? There was a documentary recently and I was like - how can people be so much brainwashed an mass is beyond my comprehension !!!!
Would you rather be lost in the forest or a cornfield ?

No, never heard of that. Scientology anyone???

CSI or Law and Order?

I think Law and Order.
Grey's Anatomy or St. Elsewhere?

Mmm dont watch either .... sorry !
Lost or heroes ?