Well, my dog used to lick my face to no ill-effect! Uninfected dog slobber-water.
Doesn't that sound like a cool name for a punk band? "Hey, isn't that song by Uninfected Dog Slobber?"
As a politician, WYR have to kiss babies all day, or shake hands all day?

Shake hands all day LOL - I do not find EVERY baby adorable LOL, some are darn ugly ha ha , and some poor younglings are rarely bathed by their lazy "moms" that they stink of "burped" milk and what not - iiiik !!!!
WYR put a coin in your mouth or clump of forrest dirt?

I guess coin since it woulnd't dissolve in my mouth and I could rinse it off first?

would you rather be a teacher or a student?

I have been both and being student is way more enjoyable, and I like learning!
WYR be a hammer or a nail?

I guess hammer.

Would you rather be a psychologist who makes tons and tons of money treating the rich and famous, but you have to hear them whine every day about problems like how they never seem to find servants who don't steal from them and the fact that their private jet seems to have taken on this icky smell and perhaps they'll have to replace it, or be a psychiatrist who takes time out of your private practice to drop by the homeless shelters in order to help the mentally ill who stay there?

Snobby self-absorbed silver-spooners make me so nauseated. Number 2 by all means without hesitation.
WYR have to be in a locked room for a day with
A) Charlie Manson
or
B) Jim Jones

Jim Jones

Would you rather be a data analyst circa 1968, meaning that the computer you use takes up an entire room and you have to use punch cards, or a mathematician working on a complex mathematical problem with an abacus and a slide ruler because neither calculators nor computers have been invented yet?

Punch cards are great, and they have so many other uses! Number 1.
WYR get caught speeding or loitering?

Speeding

Would you rather be a rollercoaster designer or the architect of the tallest building in the world?

i think a rollercoaster designer. whilst in st. louis, we went to the arch and viewed the film of how the arch was built. i wouldn't have worked on that thing - it was scary how those men were all the way up there putting this thing together!!!!
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would you rather be a very ugly but wonderful witch or a very beautiful yet mean and nasty witch?