I forgive you!
JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
Suffocation. I hear the head is still aware after beheading...arrgh!!
WYR be a ant or an aphid?

Ant - they "herd" aphids and tickle them to get some sweet juice for lunch ha ha, and they can defend themselves and live in nice colonies and are VERY smart and resilient. I am actually fascinated by their communal existence and how they grow mushrooms in their
tunnels - I mean , the closest in real life to actual imaginary Gnome LOL !!!
WYR be a cricket or a mantis ?

I guess a cricket for good luck?!!
Would you rather discover a two-month old half-eaten sandwich under your bed with bugs crawling all over it, or the mummified remains of a rat in a suitcase you never use that you keep in a storage closet that you usually never go into?

We found a plate of food like that under our daugters bed once...it was survivable.
WYR grow out of the superficial expectations of your youth, or forever live in their rosy red glow?

Good one. I grew up and didn't like it. Guess live like I am young!
Would you rather have ant bites "down there" or roaches in your hair?

I can wash my hair?
WYR fart loudly in front of your new pain doctor, or realize you have a bad case dingleberries right when the doctor asks you to drop your panties?

What are "dingleberries" ? :oops: :oops: :oops:

ha ha ha - oh my gosh - what a word !!!
OK - I would rather fart - I would have excuse of having TWO LIS surgeries "under my belt"
Would you rather be a car dealer or a masseuse ?

The thought of rubbing down total strangers is completely yucky....
WYR be a cowgirl or a Indian maiden?