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from jeff foxworthy........hot pick up lines

Postby happyass » 02 Mar 2008, 12:14

Redneck pick up lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in...
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
Image Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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Re: from jeff foxworthy........hot pick up lines

Postby Guest » 02 Mar 2008, 14:04

Yeah, living in SC, I hear those pick up lines all the time!
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Postby Deleted User 5 » 02 Mar 2008, 14:32

Oh, really, Lecia? Did any baseball cap wearin' tobacco chewin' deer slayer ever tell you, "Your feet must be tired -- 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!"
or
"You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
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Postby Fissulyna » 02 Mar 2008, 14:53

I don't know what to say ... BUT, I am thinking about moving "south" - Any time I meet somebody EXTREMELY nice and with impeccable manners turn out to be born in some of the southern states !!!
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Re: from jeff foxworthy........hot pick up lines

Postby happyass » 02 Mar 2008, 15:04

i am from the south fissy.....texas.....
i just love that first one....did u just fart? cause you blew me away!
hehehehehehehe........
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Postby Fissulyna » 02 Mar 2008, 15:23

You are just silly today Gareth LOL - what's up ??? I hope you got good news about little Bear : ) !?!
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Postby happyass » 02 Mar 2008, 16:30

no news.....i am pissed a bit because the vet called me on friday but she didn't leave any indication on the voice mail whether the news was good or bad....just that she would talk to me on monday.
crud!!!!!
so i broke out with my hives again this weekend but it wasn't itchy this time. it just caused me increased anxiety when i felt them all over my legs and trunk and butt........
i am so tired of this crap!
so i have to find a little amusement in this life for now......
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Postby Fissulyna » 02 Mar 2008, 21:06

Oh, I supposed something was going on because you were
"hyper" today !!! That joke was naughty, you know - not very nice - BAD, BAD BOY !!!!
I am sorry that you still have to deal with hives - must be nuisance!!!
I don't want to sound like Debby Downer , but that message worries me too. If they want "to talk" they maybe found something - BUT, there are ways to help Bear, so don't despair : (. Did you call breeder to inform you about all of the problems ? I wish you at least had a sale contract - you would be reimbursed for sale price at least !!! Oh well - just keep it in mind for the future ...
Let us know what they say tomorrow and try to relax with a good movie, or such. OR, go and check new mobile browser for Facebook and Myspace !!!
Best of luck !!!
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