Call this weird but certainly worth a try.
Manuka honey on your butt!! :D
(and on your toast if you like, just make sure you dont use the same spoon

I havent tried this yet but Manuka honey has really good healing properties. (Its gotta be the good stuff though, costs about Ј20-25 a jar from health food shops)
My mother-in-law suggested it just a min ago on the phone. She used it on her op scar which was really nasty, it healed up a treat.
I'm gonna get some 2morrow and slap some on - will let you know how it goes!