(Thanks Chris XOXO !!! )
Some European Men Ignore New Obligatory Leather Embellishments
(ha ha, I am still under impression of "Project Runway" LOL !!!!)
OLFACTORY

Olives, Levash, Feta and Cilantro Taste Outstanding. Really, y'all.
ACHILLESTENDON(ITIS)
the itis is for those who want the challenge.....hehehe

After Clark helped infuriate Lois Lane, Even Superman thought "Everything's now depending On Ned Ipswich," the talented, ingratiating superstar.
ANTICOAGULATIVE

WEll, I was just popping on to say hi to miss cutie pootatie, Fissulyna. You look so chic!

A Nuisance Tire Inflated Copiously After Giving Up Lead Attributed to Inoperable Vehicle Emissions

LAKEKEOWEE

OH LA LAAAAA -MERCI BEAUCOUP Lecia baby and Kim
AND WOOO_HOOOOO with acronym !!!! Now I have to use "deep and forgotten parts of my brain" to come up with something (gulp...)
OK
Admiral Davidson insisted rather openly, no daring American could kill Sioux!
OPHTHALMOLOGIST

Only People Having Trouble Healing @sses Let Medical Operation LIS Overcome Gasto Intestinal Sh!t Troubles.

Sorry for the expletives.

INCISION

I'll go easy on you!

I never can increase systemic injuries, Ions on nugat!
LOBOTOMY

Leopards Oughta Butt Outa Talking Orangutan's Misfortunes, ya'know.
BOTULISM

Lecia's Odiferous Body Odor Terrified Other Mom's Youngins

CONVULSION

yours is funnier than mine, Lecia. this one's for you...
Chris' Odiferous Nieces Vandalized Uniforms, Leaving Soldiers in Outlandish Nylons
Now do
BOTULISM