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Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Sorerumpie » 20 Mar 2008, 23:56

Lesson #1
NEVER take 4 Tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia the first time !!
Lesson #2
If you took 4 Tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia the first time - Get the splash shields and rubber gloves ready and keep them close by !
Lesson #3
Always refer back to Lesson #1
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby val » 21 Mar 2008, 03:10

Image I found out the hard way too! Its best to start in small amounts and work upwards!
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Jen » 21 Mar 2008, 07:07

OMG JA! Did you tare it again with all that laxative?
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Sorerumpie » 21 Mar 2008, 09:05

NO - No tearing - just a wild ride for a few hours................!!
Man, that stuff isn't for beginners.. I'll stick with the traditional softeners..
Who was the smart @ss that suggested using MOM ? Fissulyna ?
Thansk Val , I kinda figured that out last nite ..........
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Guest » 21 Mar 2008, 11:03

I love MOM but you are right you don't go for the whole dose at once.  Haven't you been reading my posts, dude?
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby buttgirl » 21 Mar 2008, 12:48

4 tablespoons is enough to make a horse crap rivers for a few hours. One tablespoon should do you. I accidentally took 8 T one time because I mismeasured--I was out in the woods. Man that was bad....
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Sorerumpie » 21 Mar 2008, 20:06

I would be that horse last nite girl..................
It wasn't pretty .......
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Guest » 22 Mar 2008, 03:01

I think MOM must affect different people in different ways :)
I drink it from the bottle and it doesn't affect me :shock:
A few people on here have had some MOM episodes Image
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Fissulyna » 22 Mar 2008, 14:10

OK _ this is it !!!! I am coming to Tahoe !!!!! JA, I guess it will not be hard to find you LOL, I will just ask that girl in the drugstore where does live a dude that regularly buys baby butt creams and Metamucil LOL ; ))) !!!
See ya soon :)!):
PS: For me ONE TEAspoon is enough Image
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Re: Milk of Magnesia Lessons

Postby Sorerumpie » 22 Mar 2008, 15:54

Cm'on up Fiss - I'm single and looking anyway ......... Hope you don't get turned off by me sitting on a donut and running to the bathroom five times a day to take sitz baths ......
Other than that - I'm quite charming - LOL !!!!
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