To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first one, Christie, a moderator who may be blonde
, a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
Christie answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”(Side pose…)
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second boardie, an administrator who was at least once blonde, and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
Lecia giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “For Pete’s sake, What’s the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!?”
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third boardie, an administrator who was sorta blonde in his youth, and in a very testy voice asks, “Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him??”
Kim looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm…the suspect wears contact lenses…”The policeman is surprised and speechless… “Wow! I can’t believe it … it’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation??”
“That’s easy,” blonde Kim replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear…”
