Okay, then how about this one?

would you rather make out with richard simmons?
or
or make out with flava flav?

Richard since he would not be able to "make out"
Would you rather have a massage or a facial ?

as long as it is aveda, either one....their facials are good!!!!
would you rather have your ribs cracked or your jaw broken?

Happy - are you using those "poppers" or something again LOL ???

Ribs cracked-I like to eat and chew gum.

Would you rather have a chauffer or a personal stylist?

CHAUFFEUR - ahhhhhhhhh, the dream of my dreams !!!!
Would you rather live in the center of a big city or the small sleepy town?

Well, a small sleepy town is what I like and live in but I have to drive to far to get anywhere so I would trade up for a city!

Would you rather
poop a brick sized poo thats all dry and reluctant to push out and will probably blow out your colon?
or...
have non-stop explosive diarreah for a two weeks?

If diarrhea is not going to open my fissure I would take 5 months of it : ((((
Would you rather see me go an do my grocery shopping finally or keep me here even thou I have nothing to eat ? LOL LU

Okay-get going! Cya later!

lecia, you can have your cake and eat it too.....living in a small sleepy town would be awesome...and just order anything you want via internet.......since most (well it's changing) is tax-free....
would you rather break dance or square dance?