That he can not take my soul - ever !!!
There were many funny things my kids said and are still doing it , although they are 20 and 14 LOL, but mine favorite was one that my younger daughter said one december morning when she was about 4 years old. She was sitting on the back seat of my car and was looking through one of the "Christmas catalogs". She soon discovered picture of the Nativity scene and asked me: " Mom, who is this"?,pointing with her tiny finger on the Virgin Mary. "It is Virgin
Mary, dear. She gave birth to baby Jesus that lays in front of her."
Than there was a moment of silence while she contemplated the picture and than calmly and loudly declared pointing at Joseph , "THAN THIS MUST BE A VIRGIN MAN " !!!!!!
I laughed so much I almost lost control of my car
What is your favorite dinosaur ? : )

ooooooooops
Bad ju-ju again - posting at the same time LOL

That was funny!
You posted the same time I did so I'll take your question too.
The Vegetariosaurus. They only eat Blueberries!
What was your last motor vehicle violation?

I never had one - I know it sounds ridiculous - I never got a ticket in my whole life which is a sad, saaaaaaaad fact - I am so obedient, I have no free will - I guess it happens when you grow up in Eastern
Block - you are afraid of cops so much , you just do whatever is in your power just not to mess with them. If traffic control ever tries to stop me for whatever reason I will definitely make a traffic accident trying to stop too soon or something : (...
What is your favorite insect ?; )

Good "biology" question!
P. pyralis. We called them lightning bugs as a kid...
What plant fascinates you the most?

any plant that can keep on giving, living, and growing despite my lack of attention, watering, and appreciation...... i don't remember what it is called, but i will never buy a particular plant from home depot as it was very very extremely super high maintenance and they both died for not giving them water in just a few short days!!!!
what would your rather be - fire, water, dirt, air?

Dirt sounds so much worse than earth! Can I just be Earth, Wind, and Fire? he he..
Are you religious about breakfast?

Yes, it is the most important meal of the day!!
Do you like to watch golf on TV?

no. i have never played golf and i find it very boring. i am sure it is fascinating though.
Do you like hot yoga?

Cold yoga-aht!!!
Not familiar, but I do like regular yoga, Happy.... so good for the spine. I wonder if the hot yoga includes the smell of sweaty bodies?
Would you sleep in a house that was notoriously haunted?