Oh, am I on the wrong thread again?

Hammer. Though I would feel bad about it.

Would you rather have a full-tuition college scholarship or a free trip around the world with a friend?

Although I would love the trip, I need a new major!! Who knows what the future might bring!
Would you rather eat until you are sick, or eat a pepper that was too hot?

What would you study?

Eat until I am sick. Better than it coming out the other way.

Would you rather be a starving artist, paint whatever you want and not sell a thing, or work as a commercial artist, paint only what you're told to paint, and earn a hefty paycheck?

Computer science, probably.
Commercial artist, I have been down that other road!
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

A cat. I like my independence!

If you could only choose one, would you rather have your ideal job or your ideal spouse?

Ideal Spouse.
Would you rather live somewhere alone but rich, or poor but with lots of friends...

Poor with lots of friends (who have money and like to buy me things)

Would you rather be thought of as closed minded or flakey?

Closed minded, I guess.
Would you rather be in a persecuted minority or a republican?

Republican and then I could switch parties!

Would you rather you rather have to listen to death metal for eternity? Or be traped on a DDR pad set to challenge mode?
(Note: DDR=Dance Dance Revolution, a video game where you match arrows on a screen to thouse on a dance pad. IE left arrow, you step left ect. And Challenge mode is the hardest possible setting, meaning lots of arrows, very fast... very hard to do)

First, what is a DDR pad?