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Death Metal since I like metal already.
Would you rather be homeless or friendless?

I guess homeless. If I had friends I could stay with them. But I don't have any.

Would you rather be allergic to your sig other (every time you kiss him or her -- you break out in a horrible rash) but be over the top in love... or have absolutely no reaction (no zah zah zoo or toe curling action when you're with them) it's all ho hum but no adverse health affects?

No 1.
Splenda or stevia

stevia

Would you rather take the rest of showers/baths of your life in cold water or without a towel when you get out?

How on earth did you think that one up? Good one!
I could get used to cold water, but not drying off would get old fast.
WYR fly or drive?

Just my favorite game!

I would rather fly long distance-just get it over with.

Would you rather waste an evening taking pointless online quizzes or surfing channels?

Surfing channels.
WYR eat human poop or pig poop? (i know, it's nasty......but it's almost like being on FEAR Factor!)

Surfing channels, I do that anyway!
Stowaway to Asia or South America?

People poop. If it is my own. I guess. and plus I am a vegetarian!!!

Stowaway to South America

Would you rather have an irritating voice or have everyone else around you have the irritating voice?