Everyone around me. I'ds sound so sweet.
WRY ski on water or snow?

Ski on snow!!!

Would you rather have no extra copies of your house or car key, or have twenty in the hands of your relatives and friends?

I better trust my friends and relatives.
Internet or tennis net?

I wish tennis net!
Would you rather spend a month living with a complete slob or someone who freaks out if you use the guest soaps or leave something slightly askew?

Gimme the slob. I guess I could clean up after him/her for a month!
Cooked veggies or Vietnamese?

Vietnamese (cooked vegetables vietnamese style)
Would you rather be known as "the person who farted on TV" or "the escaped convict"?

The escaped convict.

Would you rather be lied to or gossiped about?

Wow, hard one. Lied to, I guess.
Stoned or burned at the stake?

Stoned. Maybe someone would have mercy and hit my head hard.

Would you rather sit through a Crocodile Dundee movie marathon on tv or get stone drunk and wake up the next morning to find a couple of baby crocodiles in your house that you stole and took home with you?