Well, it started out as a rash and started to spread and burned so bad. I actually just went to a Planned Parenthood because I knew they could look at the sample under a micro and tell right away. I have had this before after the hem surgery from taking all of those baths.

That is so cool you are a dancer. I can only dance when I am drunk and I don't get drunk anymore so, well, you can see the problem!

My skin tag is healed. Can't even tell that it was there. But now I still have the inflamed tissue from the injection that won't go away that hurts and now burny yeast.

How was the enema?

Oh bummer : (((( ! Don't they have any idea what to do with that injection site ???? It really sucks -I mean, ANY feeling of anything in the butt or around the butt drives person crazy !!!!! Even on "good" days it is maddening - one just wants to feel "normal" at least for a day : (. I completely understand you buddy XOXO! You are so smart to go to that clinic - I mean, we have to use all kind of tricks to get basic care - that is just sooo, soooo sad ##^&%^$#@%!
Enema - it was like this . I liked your idea to take something to relax and even before you warned me about DUI breath LOL - I thought of it and was thinking what now ? - Than I rushed down and dug and dug through my med supply and found Valium and was like _ YUPPIIIII !!!!! I took one , waited 30 min and than relaxed. I called my butt assistant ( my poor hubby) and handed him a bottle and said - dude - go for it !!! So, he did - he can be proctologist's med assistant by now - I swear - he is so skilled by now knowing and doing all those procedures LOL, and what is the cutest thing - he is becoming so interested in the problem that he is actually thinking about all possible improvements in the "practice" in general. I told him that you have high hopes for him too LOL, and he laughed and said "well, most inventions came out
from somebody's hardship" so - yeah, he was of a great help, god bless him - he is my everything !!! I would give up long time ago - you know what I mean.
So, he was very precise and gentle and I had minimal burning and waited for about 8 min before I had "to run" . It came out mostly clear as you said it would be. I washed and burning stopped soon after - so this time around it was so much better- thanks for asking buddy and for all support that you gave me that morning :sprinkleheart: You were an angel !!!
I am sure you would dance great if we would go together ; ))) - I would make you laugh and you would just be a "dancing queen - only seventeen" la la laaalaall laa -
Do you remember ABBA ???

What an angel your husband is. I am glad you got through it all. They should prescribe valium standard with enemas I think. It is so unnatural fill up the rectum from the outside like that. I think, man if my neighbors could see me now! Watching Regis and Kelly squirting saline in my pootukus. The things we must endure.

Yes, I remember Abba. I love Abba. My friend who was blonde would pretend to be the blonde singer and I would have to be the brunette red head girl.

Would you go see the Meryl Streep movie Mama Mia based on Abba's music?

YES! Because my hubby wants to!!! I actually dont want to see it, and Kris definately doesnt!

Glad your enema experience was better this time round, Fissy. You have a wonderful husband!

Would you like to/have you ever been to one of those red carpet premiers of films?

Yeah. Red carpet premieres are fun and even if you can't make it to the real ones, you can get a little red carpet and strut down your living room when you watch a newly released DVD that you haven't seen yet at the theater!
hehehehe....this is fun when you have little ones....
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If you came across a dead body in your back yard, what would you do - choose one: (1) bury it and keep it a secret (2) cut it up into little pieces and feed it to your neighbor's annoying dog (3) put it in a glad bag and toss it in the river (4) burn it and throw its ashes in your worst friend's yard (5) drive it to the hospital and leave it by the garbage and take off

None of the above -- I would call the cops!
Unless it was an animal!!
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?

No, Mr. McCarthy!

Do you smoke pot?

Gosh Fiss, you've got an angel for a hubby. Mine just runs the other way for the most part. To give him credit, though, he did squirt of my butt with iodine for a few weeks post-op. It was a nightly ritual and really helped the healing, I think.
I'm allergic and get hives. Trust me, I learned the hard way. Otherwise, I would.
Speaking of drugs, have you done anything more hard core than pot (i.e. shrooms, cocaine, speed)?

no I'm really boring and haven't done anything!

Whats the worst thing you've ever done?

hit someone's car while parking and then just drove off. In my defense, I checked the other person's bumper an there was no damage.
What's the most embarrassing AF moment you've had?