If it could give *you* a new anus I most certainly would.
Whats the most complicated ruse you ever had to try and pull off?

That I was somebody else's mother calling in to say they were sick and wouldn't be at school.

Do enjoy a good belly laugh?

Yes, I wish I could have a good one everyday.
What color would you most like your hair to be?

emmmm... as it is , actually !
Lecia -bud - did you ever try so called "vine gummies" ???
I support stem cell research in general - it would be going to trash anyway - this way it can save people from suffering : (. Besides, now they can get them from regular tissues as well.
What is your favorite detergent ?

No, haven't tried vine gummies. What do they taste like?

Favorite detergent is Tide.

How many pairs of shoes do you have?

Fifteen, and that is enough!
How many outfits do you own that could only be worn once a year or so?

4 fancy evening gowns . Halloween costumes don't count , I guess LOL.
Vine gums - oh so divine - they taste like famous drinks but no alcohol , of course LOL. I only find them in Germany and Austria - airports have them in BIG boxes - I stash 3 or 4 any time I go, or ask anybody who travels to bring me some LOL !!!
Tide is my fav. too : ) !!!
What is your roof made of ?

I guess shingles? I love the chocolates with the brandy in them. Just a few and I am so relaxed. Maybe I need to order some for medicinal purposes!

Do you have a window over your bathtub?

No. No glass bricks, either.
How many windows in your bathroom?

One.

How many bathrooms do you have?