I guess naughty ones if they are funny. Not because they are naughty!

If some one ripped you off of $500 thousand (pounds or euros or dollars) would you stew in your misery for 5 years and wait to get even and one day you do get even and get your money or just walk away get some therapy and move on with no money?

Oh, I get even or get my money back!
Would you rather have a long-winded pastor at church, or have to always pull church nursery duty?

nursery duty.

would you rather be the only girl in a class of all boys or would you rather be the only boy in a class of all girls?

Only boy in a class of all girls! Actually that happened once in my college Art class...it was rather nice!! The male to female ratio was almost as good in my Education courses -- maybe 10:1!!
WYR be examined by a shaky and unsteady intern who is interested in your condition, or a calm and steady experienced Doc who is ready to get you out of his exam room?

it depends on which part of me he was trying to examine and what type of torture instrument he had in his hand! I think I'd take the experienced one!


Would you rather be in your dream holiday destination with no money whatsoever, or the absolute horriblest place ever, but with loads of money (but you have to stay at the place!)

I'll take the dream holiday with no money!
WYR be a zombie or a vampire?

Vampire if I could hunt only animals instead of humans and marry Edward Cullen.

Would you rather tell a crowd what you think is the funniest joke you've ever heard, only to have it go over like a lead balloon, or be told that you're a really really funny person every time you make a random comment that you don't even consider to be funny?

the second choice, 'cos my son is like that and it's brilliant!


Are you down-to-earth and live in reality, or up-in-the-clouds and live in fairytale land?

Some of both, I think!

Your son would think I am hilarious too!

would you rather be the mascot who greets people coming into a theme park or the "sign spinner" who dances at the intersection near a condo?

I want to be the mascot! Do I get to wear a costume.
Boy, I sure miss seeing any real-life fairies around here... :(
Would you rather go to a costume party or fancy formal dinner?