Poof! you have a pink car. And a pink house, and all your clothes are pink, and your skin is pink.
I wish I had the respect of all who meet me!

poof! you get the respect...and adoration...in fact everyone is so in awe of you that when you talk to them the most they can do is stare back dumbfounded.
I wish I had more time.

I actually HAVE a pink house, and LOTS of pink clothes!!
You have more time......infinite time, with nothing at all to fill it, just ...more time!
I wish I had an iron which irons without me!

Poof! you have your iron, but it irons everything, carpet, table and even dinner.
I wish a delicious dinner was automatically made for me every night

Voila! It is made for you everynight but your robot cook breaks a dish everytime and you soon find yourself eating off the floor!
I wish I could eat Dairy Queen every day!

I always laugh every time someone writes "poof" !! Lecia - do you remember you thought it was funny about our word for cigarrette was "fag" - well, this is the same!!! well, back to the game......!
granted, but Dairy Queen is all you can eat, all day every day!
I wish for chocolate

So really, if I were to say poof in England, someone would think I was using a derogatory word for a gay man? I might just say it anyway to see what kind of reaction I get. Like, "Poof, here I am!
You get all the chocolate you want but it is spiked with a laxative!
I wish that I could be a ballet dancer!

(Puff of smoke appears) You are a thrillingly skilled ballet dancer. But you now have severe motion sickness.
I wish I was a pirate.

Okay, you're a pirate but you can't find you booty!
I wish I would only go poop once a day and get it all out the first time!

hehe can't find you're booty. gOod one
Zing! you get your wish, but your poop is strange colors, like hot pink and neon yellow, and ti strains the toilet bowel those colors everyday.
I wish I had a wolf dog like I did when I was a kid.