Why are you sad? Because you are a Sith Lord?
Okay, you aren't sad, but you feel nothing.
I wish for a bigger bosom!

Glorp! :genie: You are a splendid size CC. But you found out the next day they recalled your implants!
I wish I wasn't such a geeky, nerdy kinda guy......

Okay, you're not a geeky, nerdy kinda guy, but now nobody likes you because you aren't you.

I wish weren't afraid to have sex.

Ploosh! :genie: You are a fearless, highly-charged...umm..you know...
But you keep getting these headaches!!
I wish I had the perfect pet.

You have the perfect pet, but he keeps h*mping your leg.

I wish I could go down a slide without my butt hurting.

ok, now you can, but you're so overjoyed about it that thats all you want to do .. all day and all night!
I wish I was more sensible...

You are now the most sensible lady on the planet, but everyone else is talking nonsense!!!
I wish everyday was Christmas!

its now Christmas every day, but Santa couldnt cope with it all, so he's given you his job!
I wish i was good at decorating the xmas tree...

Poor Santa, things are about to get rough at the North Pole!
You are now the best Christmas tree decorator in the world!
They just outlawed Christmas trees.
I wish my tree had lots of presents under it!!

i haven't put up my tree.
i am going to be all alone here in dc. my other half leaves to spend xmas with his family in canada.
also all coworkers will be gone mostly in my dept. which for a change will be nice.
still no word on my raise or review. i wish i had a good dose vodka or something to just blurr it all away. i have no money to buy gifts!!!! i am so not feeling this place n-e-longer!