I think you spend too much time on the internet.
I have been slowly throwing away my old "fat" clothes.
I'm gaining weight!

Yes, I think I spend way too much time on the internet, but I tell my husband I don't like to clean!! (but I do it anyway and he helps.)
Kim, I think you are gaining weight, and I don't think you were ever fat!!
My waist size is 24".
We have a profesionally landscaped backyard.

No, I'm not gaining weight and yes, I threw out my old fat clothes! I once was a size 36, albeit briefly!
Your yard is professionally landscaped!
My wife is going to kill me when she sees where I had the new satellite dish installed.
My wife is going to love the new location for the dish.

I love this game !!
I sang in a church choir:D
My dad plays the saxophone ?
Kim - You are in big trouble your wife will hate where the new dish has been located
I enjoy cleaning ?
I hate cleaning ?

Yes, I am in big trouble!!!
You like cleaning!
I create my own rap songs in my spare time.
I play the piano to relax.

Yes, our backyard was professionally landscaped, but I used to have a 23" waist when in hs. Now I think it is about 25"!
Kim, I think you play the piano to relax! I cannot imagine you ever being fat but I was also in the past!!
I like to bowl.
I like to tap dance.

You like to tap dance! (And I was a Brownie)
Wow-Cheryl I am envious of your waist! (see I am jealous). I have no waist at all.

I like pilates
I like yoda

You like Yoda, but you don't like pilates even though you do them!
Or did you mean yoga?
I do yoga.
I lift weights.

Kim, I think you do yoga.
I would like to get a tatoo.
I would like to go to a Jimmy Buffet concert.

Yeah, I meant yoga, but I like yoda too!

I think you want to go to a Jimmy Buffet concert, Cheryl!

I want to see the Killers
I want to see Donnie and Marie