Nope, I wanted to dig up dinosaur bones! But I did total a car when I was 18!
You drive into bollards! Now...what the heck is a bollard?
My wife just passed the next-to-last phase for her doctorate today!
My wife did not pass.

Bollards are those stpuid pillar things in shopping centres

I think your wife is a smart cookie too - she passed ??
I talk in my sleep ?
I walk in my sleep ?

She passed! I'm about to take her out to eat and celebrate!
You talk in your sleep (my wife does).
We are going to eat mexican.
We are going to have Chinese.

Good news Kim - Spoil her rotten ! Congratulations Mrs Adminkim !
I think mouth watering mexican ?
I gibber in my sleep
I am listening to David Grey ?
I am listening to Pussycatdolls ?

I think Pussycat dolls!
I have been doing some campaigning for Kim!! Kim, I saw the campaign buttons. Good job!!
My husband is jealous that I have a new role as a campaign manager (self-appointed).
My husband could care less than I have a new role.

Noo Pussycatdolls here !!
You have fitted into your role just like a pro and i think your hubby is secretly jealous
I am a size 10 ?
I am a size 8 ?

No, I don't think he is too jealous!
You are an 8.
I don't know what I am for a size.
I am a 9.

You are very petite - Size 9 ??
I cannot be an 8 if you are a 9 i am a 10 !
I am eating oatcakes and honey ?
I am eating toast and jam ?

What size system are you using? In UK sizes I wear 10-12.
You are eating oatcakes and jam.
I think Kim is out eating with Mrs. Kim Chinese! (bad sentence structure)
My sister and I are fighting
I didn't get the book in the mail

I don't think you got the book in the mail. I don't know what size I am now as I have gained weight since I last bought clothes.
My pants are done on Etsy, but I cannot fine the post.
She is still working on my pants.