i don't care much for being a salt bather...but a fibre addict would be great!!!!

keep posting...lolololo...its a rating baed on how many post ya make...
:lol!:

:lol!: You're a goose Gareth, you were a fibre addict for ages, and you missed it...
it goes like this:
0 - 5 posts: Newbie
6 - 30 posts: Fibre Addict
31 - 100 posts: Salt Bather
101 - 300 posts: Ass Bandit
301- 500 posts: Fissureologist
Check out this thread - if you can think of any thing better, or would like something changed, just add your ideas..
http://anal-fissure.org/Other-Forums-c3/Comments-and-Suggestions-f7/Ideas-for-Rank-Titles-t12.htm

OK, so I am just a few posts away from being....an ASS BANDIT???



Hugh (not)

ithurtstosit wrote:OK, so I am just a few posts away from being....an ASS BANDIT???



Hugh (not)

awww you dont like ass bandit...??
c'mon guys help me here - give us your suggestions!!

Hmmm, I *really* have tried to think of some...but I can't come up with anything as good as yours
I can live with Ass Bandit. I think. It just sounds like a porno movie!!
(Goes and googles "ass-bandit")
OK, it's either a put-down applied to gay males, or a term for someone who, by their very nature, is so pathetically awful that it's a downright shame they are even alive. Ass-Bandit. :pig:
The above two definitions are from an "Urban Dictionary" site.
Hugh (not) begins to ponder
OK, "wrecked rectum" sounds good :roll: :roll: , but not for a promotion/ranking.
Proctosphincteranalogist.....Ok, sorry! :sleep:
Chute Technician....hmmm, OK.... :sleep:

Ass-ochist..or assochist...a play on masochist since we all endure so much pain....OK, maybe that's a sleeper, too
And the winner is........
Proctosphincteranalogist!! Gets my vote, anyways. Best I can do, Cheryl!

Proctosphincteranalogist it is!!!
:lol!: you crack me up Hugh!!!!!

HEY! THANKS.
:) :) :)
I ain't no stinkin' Ass Bandit!!!
You're too much, Cheryl
Hugh (not)

ithurtstosit wrote:Hmmm, I *really* have tried to think of some...but I can't come up with anything as good as yours
I can live with Ass Bandit. I think. It just sounds like a porno movie!!
(Goes and googles "ass-bandit")
OK, it's either a put-down applied to gay males, or a term for someone who, by their very nature, is so pathetically awful that it's a downright shame they are even alive. Ass-Bandit. :pig:
The above two definitions are from an "Urban Dictionary" site.
Hugh (not) begins to ponder
OK, "wrecked rectum" sounds good :roll: :roll: , but not for a promotion/ranking.
Proctosphincteranalogist.....Ok, sorry! :sleep:
Chute Technician....hmmm, OK.... :sleep:

Ass-ochist..or assochist...a play on masochist since we all endure so much pain....OK, maybe that's a sleeper, too
And the winner is........
Proctosphincteranalogist!! Gets my vote, anyways. Best I can do, Cheryl!

:lol!: oh Hugh you had me in stitches I needed a good giggle, thanks!!
I love the new title too!
Annie

"0 - 5 posts: Newbie
6 - 30 posts: Fibre Addict
31 - 100 posts: Salt Bather
101 - 300 posts: Ass Bandit
301- 500 posts: Fissureologist"
Can I just say I have tears in my eyes from how hilarious this rating system is. I thought fibre addict had given my post a 1 out of 5 stars, then I come across this hilarious nomenclature and best of all it revleas my own silliness!!! :oops:
I love it. I can't wait to become as Ass Bandit!!