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Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby Fissulyna » 22 May 2010, 16:51

Just found the fact that although fissures happen in the all age groups (from newborns to seniors) the MAJORITY of chronic ones are in the third and the forth decade of life Image Image Image !!!!
Yeap - can't wait to get to be a granny - oh happy days Image
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Re: Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby mmb0423 » 22 May 2010, 19:35

that makes sense, especially for women... that's why so many crs's are reluctant to do surgeries like LIS, because the muscles weaken on their own with use and other traumas! my crs said that he would rather keep doing botox than do the LIS, since i'm so young and still plan on having more kids.
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Re: Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby fire-cracker » 22 May 2010, 21:28

I can't wait to be a weakened old lady and to be able to pass gas and have a BM with no pain!!! :D
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Re: Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby NeuropathicGuy » 22 May 2010, 21:52

I dunno, I kinda miss being a teenager where I could eat and drink whatever I pleased with reckless abandon and had never heard the words "anal fissure" before Image
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Re: Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby Fissulyna » 23 May 2010, 00:19

LOL - you were just lucky dude with that diet LAMO - you have no idea how many teens and early 20 ies people we had here :( :( :(
Since teens are gone and mid-age sucks with a fissure - I am looking forward to my "loose days" Image
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Re: Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby StevePain » 23 May 2010, 09:22

Haha fissy bring on the loose days, I can't wait, I hate my sphincter the way it is these days, I just want to be able to drop my pants, cough, drop and exit the bathroom all within a few minutes.. :D
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Re: Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby cherylk » 23 May 2010, 09:47

Since I can have a BM w/o pain, does that mean that I am old?????????
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Re: Can't wait to get old LMAO

Postby Fissulyna » 23 May 2010, 12:35

LOL Steve - yeah , I am sooo looking for that period of my life at this point LOL - maybe it is one of the "good sides" of having a fissure - one is not afraid of aging or many other things that would otherwise freak us out Image . After the butt pain, most things seem irrelevant and bearable Image
Cheryl - you have no pain since you have no fissure and no big spasms Image and that is fantastic - no matter what age you are Image Image
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