good one Val!

You frantically google "incontinence in older age" causes!

When you don't think it's unusual in the least to read and talk about feces, incontinence, and other anal matters on an Internet forum while eating lunch at work

When you can spell words like sphincterotomy...

When your kids close the windows so the neighbours don't think your being murdered

my son did that when I was rolling around screaming with the spasms!

When you actually thank the person who has cut a hole in your ass and tell him he's given you your life back!

that's funny Val
when you can't wait to see the crs and beg him to just get on with it!! And as for the neighbours, well, they think I am being murdered or having a fun time in the loo

It's possibly less embarrassing to let them think that rather than tell them the truth!
With that in mind.......
you know you've had LIS when you can look your neighbours in the eye and say hello, rather than scuttling past them, trying to be invisible after screaming the place down the night before!

chance wud be a fine thing
You know you've had LIS or waiting for, when those
three little letters s e x don't even cross ur mind- WTF does though