Like every good corrputed Julie Andrews, something I do to pass the time and amuse myself while wallowing in self-pity afer tough bms when I can't get my mind of my rear is sing to myself. Only I don't use the regular lyrics to the songs. Instead, I use ones that are fissure inspired, if you will. So I thought it might be fun to share some and see what others come up with.
first one:
based on the old Iced-T song "pimpin ain't easy," mine goes "Poopin ain't easy"
"Poopin' Ain't Easy"
Poopin ain't poopin ain't easy man [repeat 4X]
Poopin ain't poopin ain't easy man [repeat 3X]
Poopin ain't poopin ain't easy..
you Break yourself ouch!
Poopin ain't poopin ain't easy man [repeat 3X]
Poopin ain't poopin ain't - poop or die baby
Poopin ain't poopin ain't easy man [repeat 3X]
GRAB YO BrITCHES!
Poopin ain't poopin ain't easy man [repeat 3X]
BIG PooPIN JUMPIN OFF!
Poopin ain't poopin ain't easy man [repeat 5X]
GRAB YO BrITCHES!
:lolflag: hehehehehe....I've amused myself very much even just now....