The sneeze angel gas simultaneous combo has got to be one of the most embarrassing, painful yet hilarious moments of my day. I find in those rare instance where the force of the sneeze is equal on the way out, I let out an audible shout of extreme pain, followed by ridiculous laughter at the situation.
Usually this happens in the comfort of my own home, but once and a while it happens in public and I just start laughing afterwards because I just could never explain why I would be in pain after a sneeze. I figure I am amongst friends and some of you must know what I am talking about. It's like instant trauma down below, but at the same time it's funny because you farted. Got to have a sense of humor about this kind of stuff because there really is nothing funny about what we are going through collectively. Enjoy the day.

Must be my Noob showing but the forum changed f-a-r-t to angel gas. I have never heard of that term before. The more you know.

It hurts when you sneeze? That must be bad albeit watching you could be an extremely funny moment!

Its a angel gas that comes out just as your sneezing, but with the force of a sneeze. Imagine really trying to push one out while on the bowl and how painful that is, now add the involuntary immediacy of a sneeze. It's a full body twitching meltdown. I really should videotape the moment for posterity.

you having me laughing to tears! thanks for the laugther-start of my day. I know exactly what you are talking about - thanks for sharing the humor. my tends to be variable when I sneeze so i never know if the pressure is going to hurt or not down there, so i've invariably tried to sneeze "softly" which is pretty useless, but still funny.