after 10 years of blissful, anal fissure free pooping, my butthole is angry once again. i'm not sure what i've done to upset it, or what i've done to deserve this. i've been kind to it. used the softest toilet paper, special wipes to keep it clean, never let anything enter...exit only....and yet it has turned on me. no longer can i sit comfortably. no longer do i look forward to my daily poo. no longer do i look forward to going out in public, for fear that i will have to *go*, and then suffer from the pain in an unfamiliar setting, without access to my heating pad. oh, my heating pad, how i love thee. you give me the strength, warmth, and comfort to go on.
thank you, forum, for giving me a place to wax poetic about my bunghole. my angry, angry bunghole.