So basically all i can wipe my a$$ with is babywipes. And its been working really well too... Pain free. However, i now have the rotorooter emergency plumber man snaking the main drain to my house. The shower backed up into the toilet and my downstairs bathroom down into the basement like niagra falls. So i will enjoy the evening cleaning this s$!t up. I pretty sure its the babywipes....my toilets have been clogging ever since i started using them. Please send me jokes or something to make me feel better.

Omg update: the plumber just said out front to my fiance "im finding alot of baby wipes??"

....... Whoops!!!!
I use nappy bags to put my wipes in and throw them in the bin. I can imagine your embarrassment!! Lol
Sorry to hear you spent your evening mopping up poop...one way or another... Poop has its revenge on us AF sufferers!

Guiness,
Had to laugh a little at your tale! Brought back some memories for me too!
Baby wipes/ cotton buds and sanitary items are the worst for blocking toilets!! I did the very same last year with baby wipes too but denied all knowledge of being the cause!! I blamed it on my little one instead! (How naughty is that? but knew she'd incur no embarassment or trouble over it as she's only little!!!)....
Worse for me when I was the only female renting a room in a shared house and the same thing happened! Only this time (sorry to be gross) it was tampons which clogged a very antiquated pipe system and there was no getting away from the fact that I was the only cause of it all back then!!!!!

I had to replace an old toilet a couple years ago and when I removed it i got poop water all over wood floors. Then I thought back to my child hood and realized it was karma lol. When I was a little kid I clogged toilet and later I looked in bathroom and my dad was laying on floor removing toilet and there was poop floating by him on floor and he was cussing and remember my three sisters and I couldn't stop laughing at him...

WHEww, Thanks guiness:
Just sent Amazon.com a cancellation order of a ten year supply of baby wipes. You just saved me over $535.25 .....................shipping and handling included.
:)