My boss of many years, now deceased, had a favorite saying for those he considered stupid:
"He's so dumb he couldn't stick a finger up his ass in two tries!" Guess I'm no longer stupid.
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Re: There room for jokes?
by thisfissurecankissmybutt » 27 Apr 2013, 16:25
The other day I went to a restaurant and ordered "Pigs in a Blanket." They brought me a picture of my parents in bed.
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Re: There room for jokes?
by wheeldog » 23 May 2013, 10:22
Why did the cowboy buy a Dachsund?
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because he kept hearing the other cowboys say...
"Get a LONG little DOGGIE"
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because he kept hearing the other cowboys say...
"Get a LONG little DOGGIE"
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Re: There room for jokes?
by Ever the Optimist » 24 May 2013, 13:40
Chronic Fissure diagnosed December 2011
Healed by Diltiazem around Feb 2013
Anal Fistula followed burst abscess in June 2012
2 internal troublesome piles remain & suspected, but undiagnosed, ongoing Levator Ani type symptoms & flare-ups
Healed by Diltiazem around Feb 2013
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Re: There room for jokes?
by wheeldog » 24 May 2013, 13:49
What do you say to a cow who knows how to drive?
STEER.
STEER.
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Re: There room for jokes?
by WelshDoubleFissure » 29 Jul 2013, 13:41
Two snowmen stood in a field.
One says to the other...
"Can you smell Carrots?"
One says to the other...
"Can you smell Carrots?"
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Re: There room for jokes?
by Ever the Optimist » 29 Jul 2013, 14:11
:D
What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can still swim the channel?????
A clever man pistol (Sorry, that one always makes me laugh)
What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can still swim the channel?????
A clever man pistol (Sorry, that one always makes me laugh)
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Re: There room for jokes?
by Ever the Optimist » 29 Jul 2013, 14:12
man pistol? I think the site might have edited the word I actually typed!! 4 letters with a D, I, C & a K in it!
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Re: There room for jokes?
by WelshDoubleFissure » 29 Jul 2013, 14:22
Haha same thing I guess.
What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
Ruff!
What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
Ruff!
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