vomiting. The less involved my anus is the better!

Would you rather be in a class with a whole bunch of REALLY STUPID people that don't want to learn, which makes the class horribly SLOW or a class with a bunch of REALLY SMART/educated people that don't care to help you and the class goes too fast?

I'll take the smart ones.
Which is taller, your shadow or your soul?

I don't know , but hope it is my soul ...
Chocolate moose or Cheese cake ?

Chocolate Mousse!

Get up at 4:30 am or go to bed at 4:30am? Both on a regular basis.

Get up at 4:30 AM.
Are you sure all that glitters is not gold?

Yes, I am sure.
Would you rather sleep on luxurious satin sheets or fair-trade organic cotton sheets?

Satin sheets for sure as satin is supposed to retard wrinkles!! Would you rather travel by cruise ship or airplane?

Airplane!

Fight Mike Tyson
or
Talk like him?

Ooh, maybe I better fight him...
Take the subway or walk?

walk

Do you pray before you eat?